Summer is on the way and it’s officially bachelor (and bachelorette) party season in the great bachelor (and bachelorette) party capitals of the world. You know, those once-in-a-lifetime occasions where the groom’s whole wolfpack howls at the moon while repeatedly doing Jager bombs and listening to aggressive turn-up jams, like this one:

Four Loko, no stranger to turning the fuck up, recently commissioned a survey of the best cities to throw down in for that last bachelor rodeo before getting hitched. A few key takeaways from survey of 1000 Four Loko drinkers:

  • 3 out of 4 people said they had more fun at the party than at the wedding itself!
  • The survey includes the top 20 destinations in America ranked by popularity (Las Vegas the most popular with Houston being the least popular) and ranks cities from wildest to tamest (Key West being the Wildest, Denver being the tamest)
  • Parties planned by the bride/groom were rated least memorable by attendees.
  • Bachelorette parties were more likely to go a full weekend than bachelor parties and were rated more wild.

Having experienced bachelor parties at many of these cities, here’s my take: Atlantic City needs to fall way that hell down this list and New Orleans way the hell up. Ain’t no bachelor party like a Big Ass Beer (and open container) bachelor party.